My Extraordinarily Talented, Outrageous Friend,
Thank you for asking how I am doing. The short answer is very well. I hope that you are in good health and
continue to use your special talents to make the world a better place and for your somewhat unique
amusements.
The longer answer to your question is that at the end of 2014 I closed down the office of Landmark, transferred
all of the assets to pay all of the major creditors, except me, and found myself as broke as I was when you first
called me that Friday after Thanksgiving, with my only remaining assets, a large capital loss, my reputation, and
my energy.
Source: House Oversight Committee release, November 2025